Public masturbation with a vegetable twist; Toronto man really loves cucumbers

  • 9 years ago
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Fredrick Davis of Toronto has an unusual relationship with vegetables as well as an odd hobby that mixes the pleasure of reading with the pleasure of self-pleasure.

Now TomoNews is very familiar with the many euphemisms for male self-love, but none of them seem to fit this dude.

Davis was spotted back in April at a Toronto library with one hand holding a cucumber and the other hand actively touching his cucumber.

He managed to escape the first time he was spotted 'cucumbering,' but returning to the scene of a crime continues to be popular.

In late May, Davis returned to the same library, and yep...he brought his cucumber.

This time, however, the firm hands of the law arrived in time to nab this vegetable lover.

Asked by reporters if Davis had made any threatening moves, a Toronto cop deadpanned that the man had no hands available for threatening moves.


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